Eight: Judgmental Reader

Dear Judgmental Reader,

You are probably rolling your eyes
And thinking:
    "This is
                not
    poetry."

You are probably scoffing:
    "Words          all         over
                the        page
                        don't mean it's a
                                                poem."

You are probably sneering:
            "Who
does she jesus god think she is e. e.
                                cummings?"

Well.

I am rolling my eyes right back at you
And thinking:
    "This is
                my
    goddamn blog."

I am scoffing:
    "I        will            put
         my        words
                wherever the hell I feel like putting them."

I am sneering:
            "I
think I am a paying customer and that is all
                                  that matters to Typepad."

I am adding
    (because I get to have the last word)
            that you can start your own blog
and call it
            "Judgmental Criticisms of a Bored Girl's Boredom"
and fill it
    with    judgmental criticisms of this blog
and then it
    will be really lame and stupid but at least
    you can make sure
    the words are
    exactly where you want them.

Comments

[Caroline]

I love your blogs/poetry! Yes, this is that same girl from your other blog...I write, I'm a voracious reader; you have officially inspired me today...