Nine: Future Love

Dear Future Love,

So the psychic said
You are going to be the love of my life
She called you
My sweetheart
                    on several occasions

All I         know
    is that you are a                         Leo
I don't      know
    if that means your sign     is          Leo
    or                your name   is         Leo

But I guess you are entitled now
To looking in the mirror
And saying,
    i, Leo, am loved
(please leave the i as a lowercase
because then you seem more humble)

All I know
is that I was supposed to meet you
                in March

It's April.

Where
                        (the hell)
        are you?

All I know
is that you are     supposed to be
the
love
of
my
life.

This
    is my life.

    This
is where love is     supposed to be.

It's as easy as shooting fish
in a barrel

and if you are too stupid
to realize that
    This
is where you were    supposed to be    (a month ago)
then I am     not
                  so
                  sure
I want to be in love with you.

Or maybe the psychic was dyslexic.
    o, Eli
Hurry                     (the hell)
        up.