Dear Future Love,
So the psychic said
You are going to be the love of my life
She called you
My sweetheart
on several occasions
All I know
is that you are a Leo
I don't know
if that means your sign is Leo
or your name is Leo
But I guess you are entitled now
To looking in the mirror
And saying,
i, Leo, am loved
(please leave the i as a lowercase
because then you seem more humble)
All I know
is that I was supposed to meet you
in March
It's April.
Where
(the hell)
are you?
All I know
is that you are supposed to be
the
love
of
my
life.
This
is my life.
This
is where love is supposed to be.
It's as easy as shooting fish
in a barrel
and if you are too stupid
to realize that
This
is where you were supposed to be (a month ago)
then I am not
so
sure
I want to be in love with you.
Or maybe the psychic was dyslexic.
o, Eli
Hurry (the hell)
up.
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